R: I thought you were going to the library to return a book and that you would stop borrowing new ones?
Me: But it’s Joseph Stiglitz’s new book! It’s called “The Price of Inequality”! It has chapter titles like “Markets and Inequality” and “A Democracy in Peril”! How could I not borrow it? It was calling me!
Which is why I do not believe in New Year’s resolutions.
Oh well. At least I’m not addicted to crystal meth.